MJ
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| Posted: Sun Feb 06, 2005 9:20 pm Post subject: The duck |
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Duck walks into a bar, asks bartender, "You got any grapes?"
Bartender looks at him, "No man, I ain't got no grapes"
Duck leaves
Duck comes in next night, "Bartender, got any grapes?"
Bartender looks at him "No man, I told you, we ain't got no grapes"
Duck leaves.
Duck comes back again, next night. "Bartender, got any grapes???"
Bartender looks at him all mean "Man I told you, WE AIN'T GOT GRAPES, now if you come in here and ask me again, I'm gonna nail your bill to the floor"
Duck leaves.
Comes back one last time, ask bartender "Got any nails??
Bartender looks confused, and says "No, I don't"
Duck smiles and replies........."Got any grapes???"
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